Thanks to Najwa, Sarah, Selly, the internet, Reader's Digest, etc various sources for this stuff! On his first day, a newcomer to prison heard the other in mates roar with laughter each time one of them called out a number. Mystified by this, he asked his cellmate what was happening. "We know all our jokes so well that, to save time retelling them, we've numbered them," he was told. Thinking he would join in, the newcomer shouted "208." To his amazement, the whole prison shook with laughter. The cellmate wiped tears from his eyes and commented, "We hadn't heard that one before." Teacher, teacher, I don't care I can see your underwear Is it black or is it white? Oh ma lord it's dynamite! God gave you: two hands to hold two feet to walk two eyes to see and two ears to hear. But why did he give only one heart? Because he gave the other one to someone for you to find. East to the sea, West to the land, Death to the bitch th...